P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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