I just made out with a guy for $7.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
