So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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