so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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