He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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