If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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