is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
she pinky promised me she was 18
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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