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I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.

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(516): View more from New York

A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

he quoted the bible to break up with me

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(703): View more from Virginia

yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.

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As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING

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(630): View more from Illinois

drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.

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(719): View more from Colorado

FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.

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