Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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