I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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