She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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