The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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