Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He has the fingertips of a God
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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