Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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