just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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