If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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