So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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