it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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