I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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