Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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