everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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