I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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