I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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