Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
