Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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