Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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