Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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