On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Acid is not a monday night drug
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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