I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
what if I'm pregnant?
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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