I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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