ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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