Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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