I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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