their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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