the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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