i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
The best revenge is premature balding
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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