hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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