we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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