He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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