Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
thus making me awesome and them whores
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
