News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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