yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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