i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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