Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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