Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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