I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I think pants incapable of making pants work
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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