Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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