So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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