he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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