What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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