she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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