I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize
